Cookie Cutter Syndrome: The Holes in Fashion's Newest Trend

You know what really grinds my gears? And no, it's not that they discontinued making Eggo Waf-fulls (those were delicious). I'm talking about this unnecessary "cutout" trend.  I understand that it's fashionable to show skin, but why does one need to look like a walking neon doily? Who is to blame for this gross misuse of power you ask? The top two biggest offenders of this fashion faux pa are Urban Outfitters and Nastygal Boutique. Now I am a major Urban and Nastygal fan, but who let Edward Scissorhands start designing their clothes? I vote we nix this god awful trend and set some simple ground rules. To show some skin this summer bare your shoulders with a one sleeved or off the shoulder top. If you're feeling a little bold, a crop top or bralette are totally in. And if you MUST have cutouts; two maximum. TWO! Not three. Two.

Examples (all from Urban Outfitters and Nastygal)
BAD

GOOD

Trend that must stay: whimsical independent films. "Beasts of the Summer Wild" and "Moonrise Kingdom" are two of the best films in the last five years. The fanciful setting and waggish writing make these two flicks serious must-sees! Here's an idea: do dinner and a movie for date night, but wear an off the shoulder top! bingbangboom.

To Russia with Love: Shout Out to My International Piglets

I have just noticed that I have some readers in Russia... badass. So I want to give a shout out to all of my international piglets out there or should I say свиней, cerdos, grisar, schweine, prasata, porcs, i maiali! Thank you all for reading! In your honor I would like to post a few of my favorite foreign things (Sorry if your country isn't listed, but you could always send me some of your favorites to broaden my world). 


Sweden:
The Sounds. One of my favorite bands ever. This indie rock band can turn up the heat or take it slow, but whatever the pace their lead singer   Maja Ivarsson can break it down. 

France:

Jean Marc Levy. The most amazing hair stylist in the world! Jean Marc has been doing my hair for years and let me tell you he is the greatest thing to come out of France since crepes. Book an appointment with him at the Red Rock Salon in Las Vegas, NV.

Love him!

Italy:
La vita è bella. "Life is Beautiful". Written and directed by Roberto Benigni, this film will make you laugh, cry, and reconsider everything you thought was important in your life.

Life is Beautiful

And my Russian pizzimps:
Sochi Winter Olympics 2014. I'm headed your way guys! Only cool countries get to host the winter olympics. 

Nothing is hotter than a gold medal- Sochi 2014

Summer Lovin'

Wassup piglets?! It's summertime and that means NEW WARDROBE! Really any season, month, or even day calls for new clothes, but summer is the ideal time to revamp! I've been trend watching and can tell you that I am not impressed by this season's new look. Whoever thought neon tribal print looks good on anybody besides Rihanna or a size double zero was wrong, way wrong. Summer is about being hot without any effort. Its about throwing on a swimsuit and some cut off shorts and heading out the door. It's about the lake, the beach, the perfect tan. This year I will draw my inspiration from the queen of simple sexy, Marilyn. Most of you are probably thinking i'm on crack for implying that Marilyn Monroe is anything close to simple, but google image "Marilyn Monroe Beach" and you'll get what i'm saying- a plain white swimsuit can go a long way. So this summer stock up on some basics. White tanks, cut off shorts, cotton button downs, long skirts. Here are some links to help you with your online shopping addiction. Remember the first step to closure as a polished piglet is to never admit you have a problem- shop till you drop! Or you get cut off. *knock on wood* Links below pics.

Marilyn DGAF

<3 summer sweaters

Gorgeous!

HERE ARE THE LINKS:

http://www.joie.com/new-arrivals 

--- The ideal brand for simple sexy! I love their tanks!

http://www.freepeople.com/clothes-dresses/

--- Got to love Free People cut off jean shorts and white lace dresses!

http://www.johnnywas.com/shop/womens/4_love_and_liberty/?gclid=COn3gK2qkrACFQrf4Aod3io6pQ

 --- 4 Love and Liberty is prob my favorite summer brand. Their use of silk and lace is amazing. 

http://www.everythingbutwater.com/swimwear/browse/all.html?page=1&filters=382&size=&color=

--- For the Marilyn in us all,  L*space knows what up when it comes to solid white swim suits. 

P.S What is life without a pair of wedges and Chanel lipstick? NO LIFE AT ALL. <- post to follow.
xoxo Head Pig

Brinner. Breakfast For Dinner.

Brinner: America's unsung hero. The Catdog of food. The perfect combination of late night cravings and a piglet's constant need for carbs and syrup. Stuck in the shadow of Brunch for generations, Brinner has been bringing sweet joy to night owls without nearly the recognition it deserves. Well today this injustice ends! Wake up America, it’s time for Brinner! Put away your steak and potatoes (unless they're hash browns of course) and bring on the waffles and eggs!

The key to making a successful Brinner is acting on pure cravings. Being spontaneous is a must. If you plan out a Brinner like you'd plan out a full dinner, your taste buds are going to be overwhelmed and you'll become indecisive or just not hungry. In my opinion the best brinners are the unplanned ones. Head to the kitchen and whatever cereal looks best, pour a big ol' bowl. If you start craving protein just grab some eggs. If you're extra hungry make as many pancakes as you can. One should never ever worry about having too much Brinner because you can just eat your leftovers in a few hours! Amaaaaaazing. Psh, and they said I wasn't the smart sister.

Now I'm not really big on actually cooking. I'm more of a wining and dining type of girl, so I usually get my Brinner from a restaurant. The best place in the entire world to get Brinner is from Ol' South Pancake house in Ft. Worth, TX. It may look like a hole in the wall, but any place where you can get pigs in a blanket 24 hours a day sounds like heaven to me. I also am a huge supporter of Waffle Houses. You can get their hash browns traditional, covered, smothered, chunked, topped, or diced. Impressive eh? Just be prepared to sit next to fat truckers and have a woman in a hair net serve you food. It may not be pretty, but it sure is tasty.

So all hail Brinner! The greatest made up meal of the day! I recommend you all find a place near you that serves breakfast all day, head on over, and shove your faces. Mmm nothing says a goodnight's sleep like a tummy filled with warm chocolate chip pancakes. Mmm pancakes.