Ever had those last night snack cravings that can only be quelled by shoving your face with absurd amounts of chocolate? Of course you do, you're a pork chop. But have no fear for Skinny Cows are here. Located in your local grocery store frozen treat section are Skinny Cow Mini Fudge Pops. Each pop has only 50 calories and 1g of fat. Yes this means 12-1.5 fl oz of icy chocolate heaven. So next time you are sitting alone in your room, tempted by the siren calls of warm butter pound cake, take the polished route and go for a Skinny Cow.
My next polished piglet life saver is Last Call Store by Neiman Marcus. Imagine walking into a store, picking up a Marc Jacob's sweater and its more than 50% off.... Holy. Balls. This piglets is a reality. At a last call store you can get up to 70% off normal NM prices on designers like Alice + Olivia, MICHAEL Michael Kors, Proenza Schouler, Lanvin, Ella Moss, James Perse, and pretty much any other designer you could think of. YAY. The best part about the Last Call experience is the fact that because everything is almost half off.. no guilt. So piglets I say indulge! Take pride in that footlong receipt, just like you'd take pride in a footlong hot dog... with ketchup... and a side of fries.
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